slurry sliding

a euphemism for committing suicide via laying in the snow stark naked and dying from hypothermia

yeah, I used to think about slurry sliding a lot when I lived in the mountains, not so much anymore now that I live in the sun

by funnywords8346 July 31, 2023

Slided

Slided (verb sl-hi-de)
Slided describes the action of having no IQ whatsoever. Provided by a great philosopher and mathematician from the XIV century, Henry.

Hey 5Q_Q5 , we know you slided yesterday.
Ref please don't card me, I slided accidentally.

by Walakin December 2, 2019

Slip'n Slide

When a man with drum mag balls unloads his semen upon a female and creates a puddle of nut

Brooo he gave her the Slip'n Slide after not wanking it for a month.

by gooyachem July 19, 2024

Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide

A variation of tit-fucking where cheddar mac and cheese is used in place of other lubricant.

My girl woke me up at 4am with a Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide in all it's cheesy goodness.

by Thevkng October 2, 2021

Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea

When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide

by SPART323 May 6, 2024

Martindale-slide

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.

Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!

by youknowwhothefuckthisis May 26, 2018

The Nelly Slide

When you are completely naked and cover yourself in Italian olive oil before you run down the dorm hallway and see how far you can slide on your stomach. If not carefully lathered, the penis can catch and screech before tearing totally off resulting in a penisless man.

It was midnight last night and when I came out of the bathroom Logan was doing the Nelly Slide all the way from room 226 to 214

by shlongman24 April 8, 2021