noah rourke

Absolute man whore , can’t get no pussy, sucks in school sucks I’m sports , everything about him is Litterly weird asf

Do u know Noah rourke ?

Yeah ! I used to have a thing with him then I broke shit off cause he’s WEIRD ASF

by Sville Scum May 15, 2019

Noah

big dick energy

No one thinks it but Noah has the biggest penis around tow

by Noah Salden March 16, 2023

Noah Helman

noah helman is the kind of guy who can sleep anywhere and is really bad at chemistry.

He failed? of course noah helman failed!

by bee1234567890 November 9, 2022

Noah

a guy who somehow adopts every person as his younger sibling but has no regards or quips about taking care of himself.

Noah a good person but a dick about taking care of himself

by ashtrollingnoah October 1, 2021

Noah

A person who plays the 2048 game all the time in school and somehow still has the best grades in his class.

Guy 1: "Hey Noah can you help me with my homework?"
Noah: "Sorry I'm too busy playing 2048"

by DykarDyksson September 14, 2023

Noah

A guy who is addicted to the taste of underaged children, it is scientifically proven that this creature is part whale as it is obese.

Give that Noah a bacon sandwich.

by Lexi gabriella August 17, 2022

Noah

Noah is tall and lives for only one person Rachel. She can be a bitch to him but they always get back together

Noah go she Rachel

by Jeff Bobby Rizz Huzz October 8, 2025