national alcohol day

“Yo you trynna drink on June 21?”
“Why then?”
“It’s national alcohol day bruh! When you drink all the alcohol you can!!”

by Kmre April 21, 2020

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National nudes day

You and a person send nudes to each other on April 19th for that day and y’all can do whatever you want after.

Person 1: Happy National Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by Daddykw April 19, 2020

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Say hi and punch someone named Mattie on National Mattie Day.

Mattie:"Oh no, I just remembered it's National Mattie Day!"

by Pop_Corn October 27, 2019

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a day where if you have a scrunchie, where it on this day.

ava: it’s national scrunchie day!
jillian: oh really? let me grab my scrunchies.

by ava h October 24, 2019

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May 25th! National snail day! The day when you can eat only snails.

Dad, when is the natioal snail day? The national snail day is on 25th of May sweetie.

by Arsonboi3348 March 19, 2021

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“Oh look it’s National Beth Day this Saturday we need to remember to clap her cheeks and buy her things”

by il est moot March 22, 2022

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November 20th. National Sex Day is where you and a consenting individual have sex for the day.

by longdickedorange November 20, 2020

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