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Trap Music

A type of rap music where rhyming ''nigga'' with ''nigga'' is apparently acceptable because of the ''raw and gritty'' nature of the songs.

Typical trap music verse:

"We crazy killier niggas one super nigga
Big black nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Sup my nigga nigga you a nigga
Me and my squad be nigga niggas"
Jeff listened to some trap music and changed his name to Apple Juice Killa, sold oregano to his homies and rhymed nigga with nigga.
by Apple Juice Killa April 20, 2011
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Country Music

Losers who ride the band wagon, often listen to this filth. Luke Bryan is a herb with two first names. Nobody likes this music, they just go to concerts to see "wanna be" country girls who usually dress in sexy flannels and boots.
Girl 1: hey girls, do you like Country Music? lets go to a country concert and pretend we are tailgating. We probably won't get with any dudes there though because most guys who go to these concerts are gay.
by bfk4life October 28, 2013
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musically retarded

someone that has a really low intelligence when it comes to music.there is more than one way one can be musically retarded,so here is how you know if you are:

-if you think that only music on the radio is "good music",
YOU are musically retarded.

-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
YOU are muscially retarded.

-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,NIN and pink floyd "crap"??

YOU are musically retarded.

-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands

"more talented" than the other ones i listed...
YOU are musically retarded

if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks...
YOU are musically retarded

-if you call a bass a "guitar"..
YOU are musically retarded.

sadly enough,i don't think that i've covered all of the ways one can be musically retarded.but i'll let you do that work!!
my sister listens to only "hits" music and mainstream country(which isn't even really country music btw) and she tells me she wishes she could mute my "crappy" music (the bands i listed above,plus anyother sub genre of rock/metal,and a few other genres,which don't consist of the music she listens to)plus,she tells everyone i play guitar,even though i play bass.MY SISTER is musically retarded.

*and if you were wondering,i am NOT a fan of jeff faggot foxworthy.and my definition is NOT influenced by him.
by y2c June 15, 2009
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music poisoning

A condition wherein one cannot get a tune out of one's head.
That commercial features that stupid "Woo Hoo" song, and now I have music poisoning.
by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006
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Bible Music

Slang for and relating to pornographic material. Allows one to stay inconspicuous when speaking of the afore topic.
"I have 6.7GB of bible music."
by Rob Hallock March 8, 2004
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Anime Music Video

Anime Music Videos are one of the primary reasons that the internet is full of garbage. These peices of shit are churned out by the hundreds each hour onto the internet because all the Japanophiles and Wapanese retards have to much time on their hands. It's a commonly known fact that most AMV's use Linkin Park. It's not really known why all the anime freaks use this music, probably due to high levels of Emo in their songs. The anime music videos that don't use LP most likely use other Emo music, or worse, shitty J-pop.
Set "Posting an Anime Music Video on the internet is essentially the same thing as littering."
by Set Abominae March 15, 2007
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music

The squeaky sound that comes from a 16 year old boy who's balls haven't dropped. Oh wait that's Justin Beiber, not music.

The electronic sound of a woman who can't carry a tune so her voice must be synthesised. Oh wait that's Cheryl Cole, not music.

The sound of emotions conveyed in a way that has an effect on the listener. That's music - and poetic! YAY poetry! ^w^
Justin Beiber: (Screeching) BABY, BABY, BABY, OOOH!!
That Person stood next to me: OMG!! His music is awesome and he's such a fitty.
Me: O.o Are you serious?! The noise coming from that ten year old girl sounds like a strangled cat.
by ^w^ July 10, 2010
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