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monkey rape

when a monkey bends you over and you just sit there and take it yeaaa you like that whispers the monkey you wanna say no but you know you love it yeaa num num.
dude i just got monkey raped...it it hurt
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dub monkey

A person that will propagate the idea that idea that dubbed anime is better than subbed anime no matter the quality of the said dub.
"they are such a dub monkey, they can hear Naruto saying "believe it" without coughing up blood"
by calboom March 8, 2019
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Monkey Guvnor

Term used in a number of phrases basically meaning "top dog" or a descriptive term for something which is really good (some people add the word "face" on the end which is only used whilst addressing a friend or someone you know well, can be taken as extremely offensive otherwise)
"Wow! you really are the Monkey Guvnor"
"Good morning me ol'Monkey Guvnor face"
by Pillga January 16, 2005
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Faction Monkey

Some dumb mother fucker who uses online pee pee poo poo internet drama to make themselves feel like their cock is bigger. Can typically be found on Roblox games like The Wild West, and will try to argue over who is b
Nobody cares about the battle you were at faction monkey, shut the fuck up and get a life.
by cobalt_rock May 14, 2021
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nova monkey

A person who is acting like a monkey featured on the television show Nova. Someone who is trying to figure out how something works, by swinging it arround like an idiot and banging it on the ground.
Look at Billy over there on that Radmonitor using a screwdriver like a god damned nova monkey.
by IandCtechsATmillstone May 5, 2010
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Clunge Monkey

1. A derogatory term for a mentally retarded person.
2. Someone who likes to delve in the vagina area for extended periods.
1. "Look at that unfortunate Clunge Monkey in the wheelchair over there".
2. "That guys breath smells like fish... He's a definite Clunge Monkey".
by Young Sween January 25, 2009
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monkey boy

George W. Bush thinks, acts, and looks like a monkey. Therefore he is a monkey boy.
by jesster79 March 5, 2005
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