Vending Machine Drunk 

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

Vending Machine Drunk by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010

Burl Machine 

Any player with a flow making burls on a daily basis

dude john is a burl machine yo..he gets so much ass

Burl Machine by yo yo yo 56 August 26, 2010

Dialysis Machine

What they call a car diagnostic machine in the ghetto.

mannnnnnnnnnn mah '72 cutlass be up on dat dialysis machine to see whut wrong wit it

Dialysis Machine by g000le April 18, 2011

Sauce Machine 

A sauce machine is a woman or man who you know to be having lots of sex. He/she is sexier than anyone who you've seen probably since your last ex girlfriend or boyfriend, and you cannot resist their sexual energy.

That lady standing at the bar is a sauce machine and she needs me to turn up the flame.

Sauce Machine by mr.sauce machine May 1, 2011

Hooker Machine 

The female equivilant of a 'pimp daddy'

A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.

Sexy Guy 1: Wow, Breana and Taylor are super boss, I want them both so bad!
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.

Hooker Machine by BFrog101 May 20, 2011

LOLZ MACHINE 

The lolz machine is an imaginary machine that controls everything in the universe. Whenever something bad would happen to you it would be because of lolz machine.

Video gamer 1: AW MAN i just got pwned by that tank
Video gamer 2: hahah sucks for u!
Video gamer 1: THAT DAMN LOLZ MACHINE

OR

Player 1:OH NO TOO MANY ZOMBIES
Player 2: DAMN YOU LOLZ MACHINE DAMN YOU!!!!

LOLZ MACHINE by Dirty Jap 69 November 6, 2011

Geen Machine 

The next famous future model with an amazing, loving heart. She could either make you fall for her, or make you drop. She loves animals almost as much as she loves people. Her best friends are Holly, Jerm, an Tim (sorta). She fell in love with Tim's dog, Hunter, because Hunter is a ladies man. I guarantee you will fall in love just at the moment you see Gina.
She's single.
And... proud?

Tim: OMG Hunter moved away with my brother.
Person 1: You made Geen cry...
Tim: Noooo Geen Machine don't cry, you'll see him again soon.
Geen: GOOD.

Geen Machine by Huntersowner July 7, 2011