Lemon Tear

When you ejaculate so hard it hurts like being stung in the eye with lemons

"I have such a hard Lemon Tear since last night"

by Eljune March 19, 2022

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Robert Lemon

A complete dickhead

“Oh look it’s Robert Lemon! He’s a total jerk who used Odessa’s feelings!”

by someonewhohatesrobert July 22, 2023

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Seth’s wife and is very popular playing games like gorilla tag her enemy is her cousin lime but her brother orange is very distant from her her other freinds and famliy are tomato peanut butter watermelon Ted the pumpkin

Seth’s lemon wife is super hot

Lemons are the best thing ever

by Lemonmonke_vr February 28, 2022

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Lemoned

Verb (past tense): intentionally deceived into buying faulty or defective merchandise.

Bro #1: "Man, I picked up a streetwalker last night and "she" whipped out a piece of man-meat bigger than mine."

Bro #2: "Homie, you got lemoned by a tranny."

-or-
"I went to the flea market and bought a used computer, but it doesn't work and he shop disappeared the next weekend. I got lemoned!"

by GrammarJunkie October 31, 2017

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lemon question

A Question asked by a person pretending to know far more about a subject then they do.

The question will not make sense and reveals how little they know.

, thus revealing how little they do know.

"i was talking to the new guy about the job site when he asked me how they hang drywall in the rain. That lemon question is why he doesn't work here."

by Whonose!? April 15, 2024

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