by Gerald Jerald Garrison September 05, 2018
by No Rubbers September 05, 2009
When a women uses a vibrator on herself while giving a blowjob, creating a suction and buzzing sound from the vibrator
by bzzzzslurp November 16, 2010
A mute job is when somebody watching a music video presses the mute button on their remote in order to enjoy the beauty of the performer(s) rather than let the often annoying singing and terrible music distract the viewer...
by Seek aka Powerslider October 21, 2004
A blow job given in return for a gift of fine jewelry. Derives from the Kay Jewelers slogan "Every Kiss Begins with Kay," suggesting that one can earn a kiss by giving someone an item from Kay. If the item is just OK, one only gets a kiss, but something really spectacular deserves more.
Bob: Did you see the ring that Ted gave his girlfriend?
Don: I know, it was huge! He's definitely getting a klow job for that one.
Don: I know, it was huge! He's definitely getting a klow job for that one.
by dozbk March 05, 2010
Getting jerked off by a sheep. It can also refer to the act of being jerked off by a club-handed woman
by robjohn105 February 19, 2008
"Kenny Chesney enjoys a good cottage job from his friend Pat"
"I said a cottage job! Here's some 2% you whore, now get to work I'm spending my entire paycheck for you to suck my dick with cottage cheese."
Indian Man: "Marrry Kait and Ashley Olsen would give greet cottage jobs yes yes."
American Man: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
"I said a cottage job! Here's some 2% you whore, now get to work I'm spending my entire paycheck for you to suck my dick with cottage cheese."
Indian Man: "Marrry Kait and Ashley Olsen would give greet cottage jobs yes yes."
American Man: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
by C RING January 18, 2009