by Nickiminajisgod June 18, 2021

Woody got wood is a fan fic where Woody Chan confronts Andy Senppi and mate, as this is happening the other toys join in and pee and then jerk one loose. After this is over all the toys proceed to cram themselves into Andy senppi ass, sadly killing him
Person 1: Have you seen Woody got Wood.
Person 2: No, whats that.
Person 1: This.
Person 2: WTF is this.
Person 1: Hehehehe
Person 2: No, whats that.
Person 1: This.
Person 2: WTF is this.
Person 1: Hehehehe
by Mr canal April 12, 2019

by bucks214 June 27, 2005

Guy: I want sex but i dont have a condom.
Girl: Well i dont want to get pregnant, how about you give me milwaukee wood
Guy: I will pleasure you with milwaukee wood.
Girl: Well i dont want to get pregnant, how about you give me milwaukee wood
Guy: I will pleasure you with milwaukee wood.
by JoeKewle May 17, 2009

Someone from the state of Maine, who uses terms such as “feed her the corn” “yessuh” and “bub”. Gets horny over oversized tires and the smell of diesel fuel. Skilled with their hands and knows how to fix anything with ratchet straps and zip ties, can skin a deer but can’t spell basic words. Usually missing a few teeth.
My wood booger wife yelled “feed her the corn” when I was driving, I immediately started questioning my decision to marry her.
by Heytrep August 2, 2019

the word is a derivative of Jiz. its used by tree surgeons about wood which has no significat value for burning or selling. it also produces sap which get on your hands and clothes and is sticky like jiz.
by harry the jizermy azabajarney June 2, 2009

Used by Suburbians of Chicago to refer to the near west surburb(s) of Maywood and/or Bellwood Illinois. Also used in an ironic attempt to try and put on for they city to gain street credit and give the suburb(s) a harder-core image. Murder Woods is known for their increasing crime rate which includes, but is not limited to terrorism, gang activity, drug trafficking, rape, arson, treason, burglary, kidnapping, robbery, and of course Murder (hence the name Murder Woods). Not to be mistaken for or used interchangeable with Chiraq.
Girl: Ay boy, where you stay at?
Boy: I'm from da Woods, Murder Woods! All day!
Girl: Nigga! You weak as hell! Chiraq all day & night baby!
Boy: I'm from da Woods, Murder Woods! All day!
Girl: Nigga! You weak as hell! Chiraq all day & night baby!
by Shavonm M Q July 26, 2012
