Internet condom

A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.

Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?

by Constlyung October 28, 2017

Internet hound

A person who uses resources such as search engines and online databases to find wanted information or media for people, such as trivia, songs and videos.

"Hey, what was that song on the radio you liked again?"

"Dunno, i'll get an internet hound to find it again for me."

by RJ-Pilot October 16, 2008

On Internet Explorer

Looking at picture on the internet they deem too pixelated, but most of the times the picture is only blurry due to greasy fingers on their glasses.
Only used by neckbeards who are trying to sound cool while supressing the thoughts of their own viginity and mortality. Because they don't realize

Lil bro is on internet explorer.
or the beta/virgin version
Good caption internet explorer.

by Linguistic God of Poos July 27, 2023

internet bowser

internet browser but mario

my internet bowser fucked peach

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021

internet neighbor

noun. Somehow, you and your internet neighbor inhabit the same internet realm and are exposed to the same internetz even without concious sharing.

K: "Did you read that article about XYZ?"
D: "Ya"
K:"Did I send it to you?"
D: "No, I had already read it -- we're internet neighbors!"

by The Protragsinato January 27, 2015

Internet Quarantine

When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.

I want a genuine experience with this piece of media, so I'm going to internet quarantine myself.

by ccunit December 16, 2021

Internet explorer

An internet browser which takes a long time to load even if you have good internet.

Guy: Hey have you finished the project?
Guy 2: No, I can only use internet explorer so I'm not even half done.

by __Monotone__ October 24, 2016