The act of not knowing what to do or how to behave when you spontaneously meet the President of the United States (or meet him for the first time as staff), and you end up making a gigant ass out of yourself.
- Oh God, I met the President for the first time today... And I called him Donald.
- Yeah, presidential flame-outs are normal on the first day.
- Yeah, presidential flame-outs are normal on the first day.
by Toblucz February 07, 2017
fill a brown paper bag with excrement and lighter fluid, place it on somebody's front porch, light it, ring the door bell and run! When they open the door, they will try and stomp it out with their foot! You have a flaming surprise!
by prankster-ou June 29, 2009
The man who move flagging his dick around on any passer-by female, and feel the horniest when looking at any part of female body .
The act of contracting gonoreah then cumming in your hand and rubbing it in your wife, girlfriend, or one night stand's eyes.
by GustyMcFuckHole69 February 15, 2020
Squeeze a load of hand sanitizer into one hand. Light your hand on fire, hold on with the other hand to your partners love handle, and slap away and ride the pony with your flaming hand.
“Brother I sent the flaming jockey on my girlfriend the other night. We were SO covid safe it was fucked!”
by Fireslapper April 08, 2021
I feel it... the flaming shart.
by Sebasssssssss23 November 04, 2015
The act of putting multiple sparklers in your anus, lighting them on fire, then running around naked, while a sound that inevitably sounds like a peacock's scream escapes from your lips.
Rob did too much ketamine on 4th of July and performed the flaming peacock at the block party. He now has to move from the neighborhood.
by Sidetidewayz May 07, 2024