Gooning

1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful

1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

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Hungarian spazzing goon method

The Hungarian spazzing goon method is done by going to the famous aquarium in Budapest named Tropicarium and getting in the walk-through tunnel at the shark tank and then boof a weed pen or cart until its hit like an egg blinker. If done correctly the Hungarian spazzing goon method should give an unique high and will periodically make you ejaculate.

Jimmy was the winner of 2024's national championship of the Hungarian spazzing goon method.

by YVLdoja January 6, 2025

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Ethical Gooning

A moral debate or consideration to have when picking a topic, fictional character, or person to masturbate or 'goon' to, be it regarding mindset, physical appearance or conditions.

Guy 1: Dude, even if that anime girl is 8000 years old, she looks and acts like a little girl! I'm not gooning to children!

Guy 2: That's ethical gooning right there! You're so real, my man!

by uksho February 14, 2025

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Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016

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