by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019
Get the Fat Assident mug.Had a date with a really sneaky fat ninja, can't believe I didn't see her second chin in her profile pic!
by Jbomb66 December 2, 2014
Get the Fat ninja mug.A chad with a naturally good looking structure (such as a beard, thick eyebrows, a nice facial bone structure etc), but with a large amount of fat above it. They are decent looking even if fat, but become ridiculously good looking upon getting fit. Their personality is also similar to a chad.
by wevvie December 1, 2018
Get the fat chad mug.That yummy yummy good good right above the knees.
Thigh fat is what every guy who likes a firm grip in bed desires.
Thigh fat is what every guy who likes a firm grip in bed desires.
by Slurysparx April 19, 2018
Get the thigh fat mug.Oscar: Fat CHECK!!!
Logan: Bro not cool I only ate 12 big macs, 20 piece nuggets, 5 Charli's from Starbucks, and a fat cock!
not cool :C
Logan: Bro not cool I only ate 12 big macs, 20 piece nuggets, 5 Charli's from Starbucks, and a fat cock!
not cool :C
by BigManOT December 12, 2020
Get the FAT CHECK mug.Noun. A large, protruding vagina, sometimes thrust outwards, belonging to a certain individual who likes to display said vagina in tight ballet clothing and who very much enjoys the company of Skinny Ari. Also known as AV. Very unlikley to get some.
Danny: Did you see Fat Herman today?
Monica: No, but I do love it.
Danny: But I could have sworn it was here earlier...
Monica: No, Skinny Ari has it. I think he's taking Herman to the circus, actually.
Monica: No, but I do love it.
Danny: But I could have sworn it was here earlier...
Monica: No, Skinny Ari has it. I think he's taking Herman to the circus, actually.
by Hymen 1 and Hymen 2 September 25, 2004
Get the Fat Herman mug.A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.
Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.
They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.
They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.
They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.
The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.
A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.
They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.
They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.
They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.
They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.
The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.
A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.
They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"
Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."
Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"
Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."
Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"
Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022
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