Shay Dong

A penis that is off centre to the crotch. Similar to the boiler of a Shay locomotive

Yo this dude has a fuckin Shay Dong, bro

by Komiwastaken February 19, 2021

Boozy Dong

Another way to say, “Whisky Dick,” an inability to perform in the bedroom, or alleyway, or stairwell, or……..after one glug over the line.

Janet: “What’s the matter, Hunny, cantcha gititup and stick it in are you GAY or sumthin?”
Hunny: “BLEECCHGGGHH BIIIISHH I GOTSA BOOZY DONG BLUECGHHGGHHH!!!??!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 6, 2025

Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024

donging out

The process of submitting to illogical delusions and in turn acting like a total dong.

After staying up for three days straight, Fred began donging out.

by Donging hard June 19, 2017

Omega Dong

The Even Bigger Dong in the group of Dongs (Bigger than Alpha Dong) That is Distributed to only Gods

Joesus Christ is the Omega Dong

by SomeViagra March 21, 2019

Dong Banger

Synonymous with doppelgänger. In other words, a person that looks like someone else.

Pamela saw Austins Dong Banger working across the hall.

by Spanish Flame November 10, 2021

Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021