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tütf disease

It will start with studying in Trakya University Medicine Faculty. It will give a false sense of security and succes in first month into faculty but students aka patients will understand the mistake they made when they're done with their second committee. It will give you nightmares, suicidal thoughts, laf of will to live and lack of sexual drive as explained below.
I don't need sex, tütf fucks me everyday -tütf disease patient
by nonever July 29, 2022
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Slurp Disease

when one slurps doing ANYTHING.
Tim's favorite disease. (:
The Slurp Disease:: slurp uses her mouth so much she tends to slurp uncontrollably.
by agw&anc April 19, 2009
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Exzachary Disease

When your face looks exzachary (exactly) like your ass.
Maddy has exzachary disease, because her face looks exzachary like her ass.
by jittlyang February 25, 2025
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Frogman’s disease

The reason given when a very tactical alpha male (i.e. Navy Seals “Frogmen,” federal agents, special forces, & fighter pilots), only have daughters.
Yeah! I have the frogman’s disease. No sons, just four daughters.
by Tyr Actual November 28, 2021
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Crushings Disease

Contracted by looking at Hot Human Beings:

(non-contagious)

Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does

(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~

(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.

(created Kenzie & Katy)
Girl likes guy and has no idea if he has any kind of feelings for her.

So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.

She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"

She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does

She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.
by Crushing Disease Patient September 12, 2013
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no-head disease

its a disease which slowly deteriorates the mental and physical health of the person. it occurs due to a lack of head received by the person.
Jack: Have you seen what happened to Simon? It's really sad, I hope he gets better.
Connor: I heard he caught the no-head disease, its fatal.
by nbru1337 November 27, 2022
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Fat Person Disease

(made by McNeal and a real-life experience)

The Fat Person Disease Is When Your Obese And You Can't Stop Eating. Fat People May feel Depression And Will Always Be Bullied
Bully "Your so fat lmao. Fat Person Disease!!!!" Fat Person thoughts "kill me already"
by Mcn Eal November 21, 2019
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