LOA DISEASE

Late Onset Autism: where your friend slowly becomes more autistic as you know him.
Yo, have you talked to Jake lately? Yeah he has LOA Disease. I know the shit he says makes me think that’s the case.
by stankyhankanddaboyz November 22, 2023
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Skype Transmitted Disease

Skype Transmitted Disease or STD

Receiving a virus or a type of malware via skype.

Example: Bob was sent a file from him friend through skype and his friend said "Its so you can get free diamond on Minecraft!"
Oh Dear i think i have an STD (Skype Transmitted Disease)
by Bobhilleh November 16, 2015
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Sifa Disease

A term coined by TheFurEffect to denote someone who is infected by the evils of communism.

There are a major and a maximum form:

Sifa Major: Those who willingly support the evils of communism despite being from a free society

Sifa Maximum: Those born under the evils of communism

Symptoms include ( but are not limited to ):
- Being subhuman
- Extremely low IQ across the board ( no matter how many tests say otherwise )
- Being greedy and selling out their area / country for money
- Having no soul
- Believing that communism can do anything other than harm to everyone / thing
- Choosing corruption over democracy / freedom

If your friends or anybody you know is suffering from Sifa Sifa Disease then I urge you to put them out of their missery and end their pitiful existence like a wounded dog that won't make it to the vet in time. They'll thank you from the afterlife for your service
Guy A: Look at Girl C over there. She looks like a keeper

Guy B: Oh, you don't know? She has Sifa Disease. I'm going to put her out of her missery later today

Guy A: Damn, if she wasn't infected, I'd totally date her
by Melon Foreigner January 01, 2022
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chalkston disease

An ailment that causes white, dry patches of skin, caused by malnutrition and genetic modifications at an early stage of development.
Hey Bob, I saw somebody else with chalkston disease in the gym today, his skin was so patchy and dry, i offered him lotion
by mystical b19dpg February 23, 2011
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Tysean disease

Uncontrollably stuttering and being retarded
by Cathylynn June 01, 2025
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Disease Water

The little bit of water that splashes you when you pee into a urinal
Lisa: um...why is your d*ck that color?
Zac: Sorry, i got a little bit of disease water on it earlier.
Lisa: ...
Zac: What ?
by DsDDdA February 27, 2022
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dyson disease

Dysons Disease, When a long term partner stops giving oral sex and complains about everything.
Darrens wife has dyson disease, she`s stopped sucking and started whining!
by socket5c July 19, 2024
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