Bumps

A band from Portugal, five dumbasses making noise and getting kicked out of every single establishment.
The vocalist passes out every gig
the bass player always wants to start a mosh pit
the drummer gets naked in every single show
and the two guitarists look like to statues in a Christmas tree.
Bro did you go to the Bumps concert last night?

DUDE THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZY, THE BUMPS ARE THE SHIT
by Catipanga August 31, 2023
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turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt
Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!
by Big donker January 24, 2021
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Douche bumps

Metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.
by ric scu May 26, 2014
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Boob bump

When you bump your boobs together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".
That was sick... BOOB BUMP!!

Let's do a boob bump!
by LingDanc803 July 16, 2023
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bump cuts

Playing music loudly, ideally on some nice speakers.
Yo, I just finished work...come through with some bud and let's bump cuts, I got the new RTJ album on wax!
by sfweedman August 29, 2020
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Deacon Bumps

noun: the bumps that are located either on the rolls or just the back of a deacon's neck
Deacon Bumps on the rear neck
by tommy01 April 19, 2009
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Shaft bump

Deep throating a dick and taking a bump off the shaft at maximum throating level. Trick is to snort the cocaine and not swallow
Jeff Houston is a pro at shaft bumps, a legend in these parts. Some say he invented it.
by Partysecretsfromredding August 09, 2018
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