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truck shit

When a man farts but accidentally shits himself and the girl grabs his shit and smuges it on her ass and gets ass fucked while he is shitting himself in a truck
guys! i did truck shit yesterday and he wants to do it again today! Do you wanna join?
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
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dump truck

having a big ass
Shiiit, Yoram has a dump truck!
by user92828922 May 24, 2021
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panel truck

a small delivery truck with a fully enclosed body.
by bruh funny August 11, 2017
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truck toucher

usually a female refers to your penis because touching a mans truck is like touching his cock
that girl in the skimpy skirt is such a truck toucher.
by bigolboy November 3, 2011
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Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
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A Fish Truck Sign

A kind of person that tries hard but may fail horribly.
That guy, he is a fish truck sign right? Well, he is doing his best...
by CosmicFish October 15, 2018
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Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.
She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!
by Mikey Ehrmantraut June 1, 2015
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