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MAC

that hoe mac neilson is one mean ass crab, i see why he called mac
by goatbehavior1 March 9, 2020
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Mac

Strange short boi who likes kicking his boccer sol and also sucking glizzies. He also enjoys eating leaves out of his hat. He his very very fucking odd.
Shit here comes a ball I think Mac kicked it.
by 1y2t371y73yt7 May 17, 2021
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Big mac

A nickname for a GAY FAT guy that likes to be annoying and a mistake and will take your food away.
Jake: DUDE theirs a BIG MAC

Luke: EWWW What the fuck bro we should call McDonald's to pick him Up
Jake: But if we do it will not even be good for him.. just look at him his Basically a mistake and if you eat him you will be GAY
Luke: Oh god we should kill it!
A nickname for a GAY FAT guy that likes to be annoying and a mistake and will take your food away.
Jake: DUDE theirs a BIG MAC

Luke: EWWW What the fuck bro we should call McDonald's to pick him Up
Jake: But if we do it will not even be good for him.. just look at him his Basically a mistake and if you eat him you will be GAY
Luke: Oh god we should kill it!
by HAte fat December 13, 2019
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Dic Mac

1. (n.) An apple computer which spontaneously rejects certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
2. (v.) The act of an apple computer spontaneously rejecting certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
3. (n.) An apple computer that acts arbitrarily douchey
1. "I was trying to plan my wedding with my cyber-boyfriend last night but it was hard cause my computer was being such a dic mac."
2. "Dude, your computer is dic-macking you right now. All I heard was the end of 'totally'."
3. "What is up with this dic mac? Did you abuse it as a calculator or something?"
by Ilovemycyberboyfriend August 31, 2010
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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018
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A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.
Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”
by peach_pit April 25, 2025
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Mac

Fat, Gay, Australian teen whom stalks ginger twinks.
Oh my gosh! Call the police @0-0-0 right now! Mac is trying to take pics of me again.
by Mach8er July 6, 2019
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