Someone who is fat, On average, still lives with their mom and has no father. They typically spend all their time playing games such as Idle angels, And other anime girl spinning games. They spend lots of money on these games trying to get their favorite "Waifuu" and will never live up to anything in life because they are lazy, fat, pieces of shit, and spend all day on the internet.
Guy: Don't play Idle Angels.
Guy #2: Why shouldn't I, What would you do if I did?
Guy: All you do in that game is spin for little anime whores and then get cards.
Guy #2: And, So what if I care.
Guy: Alright then be a Whale if you want.
Guy #2: Why shouldn't I, What would you do if I did?
Guy: All you do in that game is spin for little anime whores and then get cards.
Guy #2: And, So what if I care.
Guy: Alright then be a Whale if you want.
by Zubeia May 4, 2022

Whale:
“Wow, spending $5 on a game app? You’re basically a whale now. Better watch out for that tax audit.”
“Wow, spending $5 on a game app? You’re basically a whale now. Better watch out for that tax audit.”
by pirate agent September 10, 2024

by Kanepg April 4, 2022

by Kanepg April 4, 2022

A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.
by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 14, 2018

To utter a prolonged, inarticulate, mournful cry, usually high-pitched or clear-sounding, as in grief or suffering. Similar to wailing but this applies to fat, ugly leftards NPCs.
by Mr T squared January 26, 2020

Tim: Hey howd that date with that fat chick go
Greg: y'know, a little stinky but pretty fun. you should also try out whaling.
Greg: y'know, a little stinky but pretty fun. you should also try out whaling.
by ProudWhyteSupremysist July 31, 2025
