jeb-I master

The master of all "bellends" or more frequently used "nob heads".
Origininted from the British slang word "jeb"

Mum : you seen that big bugger over there?. Hes an absolute Jeb-I master.
Daughter: what's a Jeb-I mum
Mum: your father

by GooniesNEVER_D13 October 9, 2022

I- Wha?

Used in response to someone saying something idiotic or completely incomprehensible.

P1: Hamburgers are good for the trees :)
P2: I- Wha?

P1: Did I stutter?

by Arbitrary Arbiter October 9, 2022

I Love That Dress

It’s a “friend phrase” for when you are loving your environment, place or situation with said friend.

Chad: “Let’s go to Montreal and hit up the gay district”
Jesse: “YES girl, I love that dress”

by A Chelaea Handler Fan October 10, 2022

I Am One

The best song by The Smashing Pumpkins and also the best song ever.

See you, don't you want to? See you, I am one

by UltimateDoge October 12, 2022

I love you

“I love you” directly translates to “fuck me right on the floor until I throw up from overstimulation and there’s cum everywhere”

😋🤞

Person1: “bro I love you”
Person2: “I’m down for it”

by Yaemikosbitch October 12, 2022

I

A pronoun used by the person speaking or writing to someone or on something.

Jessie: I am Jessie.
Bob: Ok.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

I hate you so much go suck a dick

This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.

person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick

by ooop- October 15, 2022