Old man jankins

Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp

Old man jankins is packing

by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020

EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT

WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020

The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike

Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting

by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024

2 man

2 guys one girl

Yo bro you see that shordy let’s 2 man her

by Mr.stealyagirl June 29, 2022

2 man

when 2 boys and 2 girls go on a double fucking session

boy 1: broooo my dick is so sore
boy 2: from the 2 man yeah?
boy 1: yeahh wbu

boy 2: same bro her ass was phat tho

by iloveballs4321 October 11, 2023

2 man

When 2 guys go hangout with 2 girls with the intent to fuck.

Hey cayden did u wanna run a 2 man later tonight?

by penscratcher February 20, 2023

2 man

When you and the homie do something together i.e double dates, robberies, etc.

Bro you tryna run a 2 man on theses besties

by Moët Ambassador March 29, 2022