man varnish

Seminal fluids that often appears and says hello when a mans shlong is rubed or inserted in to somthing contracting.

please my brother dont rub your man varnish on my dingle berry

by i love hair down there October 20, 2008

man groom

Shave and detail the male penile area in hopes of hooking up with a date.

I have to man groom in case I take a hot one home tonight!

by Adamblackrs2014 May 17, 2014

One man cut

When your cutting up in traffic and the lead car makes a cut that no one else can follow

The gap closed, that’s a one man cut

by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025

Fu-man-chew

Eating a girl out that has the runs.

I went down on my girlfriend and she had the runs and left me with a fu-man-chew on my chin

by Eric70 September 11, 2016

Mowhawk Man

Mowhawk man = Covid-19

Covid 19 has a Mowhawk looking something around it, therefore it is Mowhawk man

Person 1: Ugh dude I got Mowhawk man
Person 2: Ouch, get better bro, nobody likes Mowhawk man

by WorldwideJk February 14, 2022

Spider-Man

NapoleonVII is Spider-Man

He just do be Spider-Man

by NobodysFool May 30, 2022

The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.

Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.

by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023