when something is going horribly wrong but life is already falling apart so you choose to laugh about it.
by babyjadey October 31, 2021
Get the shet man mug.Someone is called a cahd man if they have a short temper span. A cahd man is the type of person to accuse people who are better at videogames than they are as hacking. They usually have very shitty internet connection because they "burrow" internet from their neighbours.
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by Orrinpants November 1, 2021
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Get the old man’s friend mug.This ancient technique takes place while self masturbating, only in men. It consists in redirecting your own cum with your hand at 90 degrees, when having an orgasm.
Only true skillful men can use It.
Women with extreme habilites can also use It when masturbating a man.
Only true skillful men can use It.
Women with extreme habilites can also use It when masturbating a man.
- Dude, that man just pulled off an Iron Man standing in front of the Subway when arriving at the station. Everyone inside the train got their part and started the applause!
by Master Jagger July 12, 2021
Get the Iron Man mug.When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
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