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White Mystery

A person who claims to have multiple heritages coming from only white countries.
Melissa: I'm 15% Irish, 12% Brittish, 7% Finnish...
Dave: so you're just a white mystery?
by Okisbo January 27, 2017
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Special White

A word that is used by entitled private school kids in a desperate example to identify themselves with the struggles of actual minorities
"I'm slavic, so I'm like....special white"
by thotgoddess88 September 18, 2018
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White Wetty

a bubble of discharge that occurs at unconvenient times
"ah im so excited to go to karen's party!"
"yeah me too its gunn-oh god.."
"whats wrong?"
"i think i just got my period, let me check..oh no, were good it was just a white wetty"
by gynah October 19, 2008
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vintage white

A descriptor for a white European person, usually male, who immigrated to the United States as an adult. Coined by comedian Michelle Buteau.
"He's from the Netherlands, so he's like vintage white. There isn't too much of a difference though, all it really means is that he knows how to ride a bike and has foreskin."
by ayyyyyitsmem April 21, 2020
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The Travis White

1.) When your asshole is so wallered out from your fellow sailors and seamen due to the glory days of the Navy that you have no control over your bowel movements, having to make a pitstop to the shitter every 30-45 minutes or so. 2.) (cont.) The toxic gas seeps out of your anus without your knowledge and poisons everybody in the room.
Damn! Did you come up in here and lay The Travis White?? Nah man but I've got to take a big ole Travis White right away!
by DIRT NIRKOWITZ February 22, 2022
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White powder

this substance may be illegal, or it could be sugar. Who knows?
There was white powder all over the kitchen table.
by A Gay Child February 14, 2022
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Hard white

1980s term for crack cocaine. Crack is a hard rock like substance opposed to pure cocaine a soft powder
Man I was up all night selling that hard white
by Nash1999 May 11, 2021
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