Upside-down Unicorn

The title given to a woman with picky virtue that caused 25 people from town to be arrested when the rape kit results came back

You were fine with sex TWENTY FOUR times today, but 25 is where you draw the line Denis; such a picky Upside-down Unicorn!!

by sex vocab May 21, 2022

unicorn

A twink with a dick that’ll send you over the rainbow

Many a top has fallen victim to the deceptive and elusive unicorn.

by auraquarius May 27, 2022

Ashley The Unicorn

YouTuber with 1.07 Million subscribers with a lot of bloxburg money and is really funny

Person 1: have u seen Ashley the unicorns new video?

Person 2: omg ya she was rlly making me laugh in that video

by Udon Kitchen May 30, 2022

Unicorn

An underweight horse that comes to a point.
Why the heck did you look this up?

Oh look at the random unicorn on capital hill!

by Bear0425 December 8, 2021

Unicorn

An animal that isn't real.

When someone says that he/she became a unicorn in prison, they're really saying that he/she became fake or cartoonish in prison. But if it happened in prison, didn't it happen before prison too, even if nobody noticed? Wasn't this person always a phony deep down?

by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021