One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.
"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."
by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 3, 2020
Get the internet clapmug. by JohnDickington July 11, 2022
Get the Internet Commentmug. The process of learning everything from the Internet, be it through video, website, or text. you can achieve incredible speeds of learning anything you want to through the Internet, thereby maxing out every skill known to the human species to the max.
friend: I just achieved Internet learning and learned massage therapy, martial arts, how to be a ninja, plumbing, how to fix a crashed computer advertised my own website design business on craigslist and learned how to give any woman I desire an orgasm!
Second friend: Dude, Internet learning totally rocks, I think I'll try it!
Second friend: Dude, Internet learning totally rocks, I think I'll try it!
by darkninja445 July 14, 2013
Get the Internet learningmug. Internet-enabled means if a device is connected to the internet and can access websites, the device is internet-enabled.
Is your device internet-enabled?
by ahoulton August 23, 2020
Get the internet-enabledmug. A person who uses resources such as search engines and online databases to find wanted information or media for people, such as trivia, songs and videos.
"Hey, what was that song on the radio you liked again?"
"Dunno, i'll get an internet hound to find it again for me."
"Dunno, i'll get an internet hound to find it again for me."
by RJ-Pilot October 16, 2008
Get the Internet houndmug. Looking at picture on the internet they deem too pixelated, but most of the times the picture is only blurry due to greasy fingers on their glasses.
Only used by neckbeards who are trying to sound cool while supressing the thoughts of their own viginity and mortality. Because they don't realize
Only used by neckbeards who are trying to sound cool while supressing the thoughts of their own viginity and mortality. Because they don't realize
by Linguistic God of Poos July 27, 2023
Get the On Internet Explorermug. The best site for downloading Mozilla Firefox. Thats about it. Oh wait, it also is easy to get viruses, infrequent updates, no pop-up blockers, and the crappiest internet browser.
Guy 1: Oh yay! I got 35 viruses from Internet explorer!
Guy 2: I got 0 viruses from Firefox!
Guy 1: *Downloads Firefox* Woah, so much better than Internet shit-splorer!
Guy 2: I got 0 viruses from Firefox!
Guy 1: *Downloads Firefox* Woah, so much better than Internet shit-splorer!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 9, 2018
Get the Internet Explorermug.