Map Guy

A software developer who believes that any data can and should only be represented by a map. Map guys to be sloppy, introduce lots of regressions in code, and worry about being what people are talking about in private conversations. Good teams should have at least three computer guys for every map guy on the roster.

BAJ is such a map guy, we spent an entire afternoon debugging his API code.

by asstrickster July 5, 2022

fall guys

a game

fall guys is a game that people are addictied to

by lamplamplamplamplamplamp August 26, 2020

doorknob guy

Being as into doorknobs as much as you are into a passionate hobby. So much so that you are denial of it entirely.

Steve is a doorknob guy. He won't ever admit it, but we all know it's true.

by 20Jawless April 7, 2017

guy problem

When the penis becomes erect for no reason.

Oh fuck Jared, I got a guy problem, gotta go take care of it.

by Lakotna April 19, 2015

Toon Guy

A gay noob

you're a Toon Guy

by An Internet Troll 1i3214897249 November 4, 2020

Little guy

A term of endearment, usually used as adoration towards animals.

(Looking at a cat) :look at that little guy!

by Urbangorl June 18, 2023

Guy Crush

The acknowledgement by a straight man that if he were gay, he would have a crush on the guy in question.

I have a guy crush on young Michael Beihn. If I were gay, I would totally date him.

by AtheistMetal March 18, 2021