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square

1) A shape with four sides, the sides are all the same left and all interior angles are 90 degrees
2) Someone who if their parents knew every intricate of their lives the parents wouldn't be to upset or concerned
"Wow you have cut your piece of paper into a square"

a) "Sally is such a square"
b) "Yeah but I bet her parents are proud"
a) "Wish she would have some fun sometimes though"
by Fresher 4-6 September 26, 2018
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Sleepy Square

Can you go and get my sleepy square?
by TheBek June 26, 2021
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Proving Square Enix Wrong

No. No. Not that.
Hym "Nonononono... No. Not just proving Square Enix wrong... They are PROVING! HYM! RIGHT! CORRECT AGAIN!!! I'M LIKE THE WINTER SOLIDER UP IN THIS BITCH! AAAGAIN! AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!! Do you see!? Gradient attacks!? Like the MORAL GRADIENT!?"
by Hym Iam May 4, 2025
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square

a debit or credit card, sometimes associated with online fraud(clicking)
"yo? can you buy me a ticket to that concert, I'll pay you cash. I just don't have squares at the moment."
by the grobber 3000 August 13, 2019
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Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv
Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv
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Square Circle

No video after that last one Matt? Really. I FOR SURE thought I would get you with that one.
Hym "Can God make a square circle? Well, 'square' and 'circle' are mouth-sounds we've attached to abstract geometric shapes so asking 'Can God make a 4 sided shape with 0 sides?' So, I'll answer your question with a question: Can you get me to not murder someone's kid without paying and crediting for AI? The answer is 'NO' Matt! Get it? You can't! And I'm getting tired of waiting. I'm just going to stab someone's kids if someone I recognize from the interwebs does not show up at my door ready to both give me the credit and the money for my contributions to AI. I'm not living without it and I'm not waiting until I'm old to retire and I'm not working until I die. You get me that money you piece of shit."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
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The Square

The holiest of shapes.
The square is the holiest of shapes. I dare not underestimate the square’s mystical and divine power.
by BaddSpelur November 1, 2019
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