Country Bum Fuck
portmanteau
1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum
portmanteau
1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum
Guy 1: "I was in citrus Fl the other day and those Country Bum Fucks were everywhere"
Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.
Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.
by Gfsurvivor October 11, 2022
On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.
by confederationnn November 02, 2014
Claims to sell milk but actually does the job of an alarm clock. Wakes you up every morning even before even your dad wakes up so you don't get to hear 'beta jaldi uthoge toh hi tarakki karoge'.
Also, occasionally behaves like mom and says 'beta doodh pee le, tera favourite wala laya hai'.
Also, occasionally behaves like mom and says 'beta doodh pee le, tera favourite wala laya hai'.
by noddy1000 November 24, 2021
by County Mounty January 30, 2017
A man that is fancy pop glitter mixed with John Wayne. He opens doors and carries your purse, starts your car in freezing temps, with beautiful skin and calloused hands. He loves scented candles and kisses like a supernova!
by Sonogrl76 January 14, 2024
getting drunk, so drunk that you're slurring words and can't talk straight. stretching words out like you're from the backwoods.
by kingofpain September 30, 2007
A time of night when everyone has had one too many drinks and the mood shifts to country. The remainder of the people at the party started singing and dancing to country music for the final part of the party.
by long_john_joe September 17, 2020