The sex move of shoving an arm coated in atomic hot sauce up your partner’s anus and turning your arm 90 degrees back and forth at a rapid pace.
by milesmorales August 22, 2025
Get the Devil’s Washing Machinemug. "Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025
Get the Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machinemug. A threesome involving at least two men. Both men ejaculate inside the third person. Then, they swap and suck each other's semen out of the third person.
by JulianKrauseLover97 November 1, 2025
Get the Vanilla Ice Cream Machinemug. (n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.
A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).
Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).
Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.
by Zilon July 13, 2012
Get the Surf Machinemug. a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
by Captain Midget May 14, 2006
Get the Captain Machinemug. I didn't know your address so I took the machine.
We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?
Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.
We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?
Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.
by Pajek April 27, 2006
Get the take the machinemug. the action of putting a vape in someones asshole and taking a hit, then removing the vape and blowing the cloud into the persons asshole
by ianbetts.org.uk November 22, 2021
Get the fog machinemug.