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30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.
Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
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Slush Machine

The act where a man/woman sticks a Popsicle up their lover's ass and lets it melt in there before bending down to drink it out of their ass, taking on the nature of a slush machine you would find at a 7-Eleven.
The AC was broken and it was sooo freaking hot, so Karli and I resorted to cooling each other off with the slush machine until the air conditioner repairman got here.
by freakylittleblonde20 June 16, 2013
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Moment Machine

A cultural, historical, or tragic event in which the general public has the same thought on their minds simultaneously, creating a significant point in time.
Everybody's saying, texting, facebooking the exact same thing. Looks like we're caught up in the Moment Machine....
by thisisreallyhappening February 3, 2014
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machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.
person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
by person_three May 9, 2014
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Hop in the time machine

The act of having sex with your wife/girlfriend's younger, but similar looking sister.
Hey man your wife's sister looks just like her. Why don't you hop in the time machine and relive the glory of days past.
by sniper98g July 19, 2014
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mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick
Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
by casserole surprise November 4, 2014
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Party Machine

Someone who can shug jack Daniels, smoke fat blunts allday, and party hard like a machine I mean hard like Charlie Sheen, jim Morrison, and jimi hendrix, etc.
Damn lmao that dude is a party machine, he drank 1500ml of whiskey, a 30 pack, then snorted fat lines off a strippers ass all night.
by Scuba Steve dude December 21, 2013
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