couch fries

Fries found in the cracks of couches but you still eat it

Damn you ate the couch fries.

by Full nudes January 15, 2023

Fried Ian

A mental state of being in which removing all of ones clothing and engaging in uncomfortable conversation topics with a friend's mother after eating too much acid

Tell your mom to lock her door, we have ourselves a Fried Ian situation.

by anonymous June 11, 2023

Fried chicken taco

When a Mexican and a black person are in the missionary position during sex

Baby let’s go eat sum fried chicken tacos 😈

by Dannyduncanlover March 26, 2022

K-Bar Fried

A somewhat slang term for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I got the munchies. Let's head over to K-Bar Fried for some hot wings.

by NorCal BeachGuy June 29, 2011

I’ll have fries with that

When you waste your money on a useless college degree that gets you nowhere such as gender studies

Pam - Oh did I tell you that I’m majoring in gender studies?

Jim - I’ll have fries with that.

by CaptainPete2024 February 10, 2024

Maxi-Fries

A Max (male or female) who spends their day working at mcdonalds and stealing fries and chicken nuggets. However as a best friend she will share.

Hey maxi-fries, hook me up with some foodage....

by Athena2125 January 25, 2011

A Fried Toe

Draco Malfoy is a fried toe, stop simping for him. I know you simp for him I can see it through your eyes.

A boy with fried hair that looks like an old man and a fried toe.

“Who’s your crush?”

“Draco Malfoy”

“He looks like a fucking fried toe what is wrong with you he’s so ugly,”

by lucy the chipmunks December 26, 2020