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Analog Coffee

The best coffee you will EVER have!
Hey, wanna come with us to get some Analog Coffee?
by Coffee Lover 5000 July 26, 2019
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kitchen and coffee

To have sex in a kitchen anally, while having diarrhea all over the kitchen counter.
Me and my wife decided to do kitchen and coffee when the kids were at school.
by UndertaleFandomSucksAss May 13, 2016
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Coffee

i want coffee
by Ur mum and ur dad gey together October 17, 2019
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popcorn Coffee

Popcorn Coffee is the World's greatest rapper. Popcorn Coffee is not famous and has not released any songs yet but if you meet him in person you will understand. He has one of the most attractive faces and plays girls like monopoly. He is very cocky but that does not keep the females away. He is tall,dark and handsome. Some people say he looks like Michael B Jordan
Yo! Is that Popcorn Coffee (PC) his bars are so hard and the ladies love him.
by Dimso May 24, 2022
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coffee

coffee is made from a certain animal shit and frozen and chip to pieces to the size of a senzu bean and froze stiff with nitrogen and do not defrost. it is later grounded into coffee ground and poured hot water through it to drink in the morning or to stay away for the beneficial effect of staying up or waking up or warming up in the winter time. it is heated to body temperature degrees like normally shit would be when it comes out of someone ass and drop into cool toilet water and flush down the system. it started in ireland as an fine irish drink but made its way to america and columbia and people add everything to it to make it taste good but some people just like their coffee jet black for some reason.
i got the coffee brewing for you baby, i know how much you love your cup of joe in the morning.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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Coffee

Come… Over… For… FreeEarlyEnergy!
Would you like to come over? Coffee? Ok come over for free early energy!
by Don Ash January 5, 2022
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jizz coffee

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it
hey boys lets play jizz coffee.
by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022
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