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Canadian Double Tap

Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.
Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.
by MonkeySex127 June 29, 2021
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Canadian Christmas sushi

Sushi traditionally made during the winter solstice, in the northern hemisphere. Often found with alternative starches than rice.
Bro is that Canadian Christmas sushi?! NO??? its cucumber with cream cheese and salmon on top with capers. Looks like Canadian Christmas sushi to me.
by The sloppy pape December 24, 2021
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Great canadian fishhook

To be balls deep in your girl, and then you take two fingers and insert them into her anus and form a hook with them. Use those fingers to anchor her down as her legs are wrapped around you.
Jim - "Hey fred, so i was balls deep in your mom last night..."

Fred - "Did you give her the 'Great Canadian Fishhook'?"
by Uncle Touchie December 5, 2018
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French Canadian Kiss

Like French kiss but more polite and dyed, often follows by an apology.
We were kissing last night.
French?
No, it was French Canadian Kiss I was very nice and I said sorry at the end since she’s my aunt.
by Justin True Tho March 14, 2022
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Canadian Love Letter

A disgusting, yet gentle and highly effective manner of showing disappointment by shitting on the hood of another's car.
justice revenge Canada's #1 export poo

Stuart considered firebombing the home of his former manager, but wisely thought a good ol' Canadian Love Letter would serve justice most apropo.
by harveymushman September 21, 2014
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Canadian Lobster Tail

When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.
The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch
by PocketMunchies February 28, 2011
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Canadian tye-dye

When you spill maple syrup and it stains your jeans, denim jacket, or canadian tuxedo.
I had a sloppy breakfast. Now i'm rocking a canadian tye-dye all day. Unbelievable!
by Ronald Inho January 10, 2009
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