book of stories

the bible

oh, and your book of stories told you that?

by doufu April 4, 2021

Story

Story’s are very sweet people. They love animals and are always there to help. They are often very smart and outspoken. They get scared easily and can get very crazy, defensive, and loud. But if you find a story in life DONT let her go. She will care for you, and if you are a catch she could fall in love with you.

Story is so kind to me and she is so smart. I want her to love me.

by HelloIamapug April 18, 2021

Story

She is prob short but is shaped like an hourglass. If you find a Story, then get her in a bedroom ASAP. She will have nice boobs and a rockin ass.

“Oh Story! *Squeezes boobs and ass*”
“Yes baby fuck me harder!”
“Why are you so sexy!”

by HelloIamapug April 18, 2021

Not worthy of being on this story

basically when y’all just aren’t fun enough or seem fun enough to be on this story

she was so not worthy of being on this story

by @heyyloser April 29, 2021

Story

A gorgeous girl who is the opposite of boy crazy, likes sushi, ice cream, a raging extrovert, and everyone thinks she’s pretty. Basically; she’s the ideal friend to any introvert

Story and I went shopping the other day! She threatened to throw hands with a guy who had recently catcalled me, I stopped her though.

by sorry,luv July 25, 2022

Stori

super swag serving weezer fan who is gay and gets so many bitches

Boy 1: ooh wee ooh is that a Stori
Boy 2: It must be, they’re hella slaying

by weezerooweeoo June 12, 2022

story burg

When you tell a funny story and the person you told it to repeats it as if it happened to them or in third person.

Burglary of your funny story.

I walked into work and Lola was retelling my funny story, what a story burg

by Lueisms August 24, 2022