Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.

Robert " I don't know what I did to get these wounds on elbows?"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

by Mad_signtist September 7, 2023

kaka slide

The act of placing a sheet of toilet paper on the end of an unflushable limpet turd, and quickly sliding it down the toilet as soon as you flush with the toilet brush, in the manner of hastily loading a cannon.

The Cthulu of the faecal deep would have remained submerged and dormant 'til the end of time, had it not been for Brian's expertly executed kaka slide.

by poomoj January 20, 2013

sliding scale

A nutritional supplement, such as Boost Plus or Ensure, commonly used in eating disorder treatment to make up for unfinished components of your meal plan. It is ordered by a registered dietitian.

I didn’t have time to finish the last three bites of my snack so now I have to drink my sliding scale.

by Anxiously September 7, 2019

slide and burn

falling and slide and recive a burn like cut.

josh went roller blade with a friend and he came back with a burn like cut on his shoulder. we all said to him slide and burn!

by tara munro September 3, 2006

Slided

A act or feeling of feeling disrespected after someone has done something, that may have been underhand/sneaky/rude so that they may gain a upper hand or taking a opportunity

I feel like you slided me

by madstar August 26, 2021

sliding off the sewer

Another way to say "committing suicide", mostly used in a joking manner.

This is derived from the word 'Sewerslide'

Person: I'm sliding off the sewer!
Person 2: Wait no don't do that

by haszgxzgif March 23, 2022

slip n slide

The process of microstructure deformation here atomic bonds break, atoms move, and bonds reform at new positions.

"Y-Yamete stop banging my piece of metal!! I'm so m-malleable you're bending me all over the place!!" The piece of iron screamed in pleasure. His atoms were shoved around like a game of dodgeball, becoming permanently altered as the other piece of metal forced through his atomic bonds. It was a sensual game of slip n slide between sexually active atoms.

"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"

by Dick Chomper 42069 July 23, 2023