slug-muncher

Someone who has a tendency to place themselves in relationships where the male counterpart has a large thick member not dissimilar to the shape of a slug.

"That girl Sarah is such a slug-muncher, her boyfriend Kyle has a massive slug."

by Therealted August 10, 2016

flesh muncher

Someone who munches on human penis.

"I hear Mr Fisher's a bit of a flesh muncher"

"Yes, he's been munching on flesh like there's no tomorrow"

by Blind Beggar August 1, 2016

Ass Muncher

A person who performs analingus on another person

Positive: Johhny is a great lay, but Granny-Lane? now ,there's a serious ass muncher!

Negative: Politicians are nothing but a bunch of ass munchers

by Granny-Lane June 17, 2016

Carpet Muncher

When a man or women gets down on their knees and eats a women's hairy vagina.

Paige and I had a good time in the back room when I found out that she was a carpet muncher.

by Chessecaketwins May 18, 2016

Pelican muncher

Something that munches on Pelicans.

Omg, he's such a pelican muncher

by XTheSpookyKidsX June 22, 2016

Train Munching

Name for a male that goes down on a famale after she's been trained, and has another guys "juices" inside her.

Damn dude! Why would you be train munching on the girl who just finished out a three some in the next room an hour ago?

(Yuck)

by Pirateprincess24 July 15, 2016

mulch-muncher

One who willingly engages in aniligus/cunnilingus (i.e. eatin' da ass)

John: "Bro, I heard she's all about those rim jobs."

Jack: "Yeah she's a real mulch-muncher."

by FookinBagel September 4, 2016