March 9

National make out with your bf/gf day!

Her: hey bae what’s today? Him: Its March 9, national make out with your bf/gf day!

by Kayla Diamond March 8, 2022

March 29th

the most stupid ignorant annoying ass bitch was born this day. if you were born this day you annoy everyone your around and everyone hates you.:)

“when’s your birthday?”
“March 29th”
*punches in the face*

by anonymouslydisdik March 29, 2023

March 16th

A very special day for a very special Vilichay<3 (vid)
very important day
and the best day obvi🤞

did you know that March 16th is Helen’s birthday?

by possiblyvilichay March 16, 2022

March 9th

The baddest bitches were born on this day. Also most-likely to have a knife Knick

“Hey whens your birthday?”
“ March 9th”
“Oh so you have a knife Knick.”

by 638992/$*7);#/(# October 2, 2021

march flarch

a challenge where the goal is to make it through the entirety of march. thats it thats all it is. not specifically with or without anything you just have to experience march.

"Did you hear Amanda is doing march flarch?"
"Yeah, I'm doing it too! Shouldn't be that hard, I think."

by jarbledmarbles March 1, 2023

March 15

The day YOU have to give your boyfriend a BIG LONG kiss soon as you see each other.

Boy: oh hey babe!
Girl: lets go to my room fast.
Boy: ok?
Girl: gives boyfriend a BIG LONG kiss on the lips
Girl: march 15😸

by Your secret lover💋 March 14, 2023

March 9th

National “I fucking love my girlfriend” day. Get her something nice! She deserves it.

Peel: “hey, finn. What is today”
Finn: “Bro, today is March 9th. National ‘i fucking love my girlfriend’ day”

by Finnie07 March 8, 2022