March 30

The day when yes means no and no means yes

You: Mam, Dad, can i have some money please
Parents: no you have had loads
You: well its march 30th
Parents: *gives money*

by M4CI33 March 29, 2022

March 30

Today on march 30th
You and your partner must kiss

Jessica-Hey baby what day is it today ?
Tom - it's march 30th of course
Jessica- i guess we gotta kiss then 😊

by Keira Knightley March 29, 2022

March 31

This day is national kiss your crush day! A day where you can kiss your crush! Take this chance to kiss your crush!

Siara: *kisses crush*
Dylan: wtf why’d you do that?
Siara: It’s March 31!
Dylan: oh okay let’s kiss then
*kisses each other*

by urmomoclock56 March 30, 2022

march 9

the most amazing person is born on this day.(including me)

random:dude, they were born on march 9!
me:damn they must be awesome :0

by darlling<3 April 5, 2022

March 8th

March 8th is
Date your Best friend Day

It’s just for one day alright?

Maybe it will lead y’all somewhere else- jk jk

i mean...
Now go ask ur bsf out

Hey bestie wanna go on a date?

Uhm- why lollll
Because March 8th is Date your best friend day!!!
Awe yes ofccc

by ze_pain8 March 7, 2021

March 9th

National tell your biggest secret to a friend day

Person 1: what’s your biggest secret?
Person 2: why would I tell you?
Person 1: cause it’s March 9th duh

by Cecejusi March 8, 2021

March 32nd

A day that is not real

Roblox is ending march 32nd!

by peachyybliss March 10, 2021