man-steam

Since men are unable to cry due to being so manly, the best nature could give them is steam that comes from the tear ducts.

The end of Y: The Last Man was sad and it made me man-steam.

by splendid! September 02, 2010

man brand

One's masculine credibility, which is enhanced or damaged by the choices that he makes.

Dude, put that Fluffy Navel down before someone sees you - you've gotta preserve your man brand.

by PremiumGuy September 09, 2010

man-tac

To receive one's acid reducer from giving and completing oral sex.

After eating this Mexican food with the girls at lunch, I am glad I got my man-tac before I got out of bed this morning. He has never shot off that much!!!

by bunny blew November 13, 2011

The Fog Man

On the foggiest night of the year they say the fog man will appear he controls the fog and can disappear at will he says he can buy you alcohol and tells you to meet at a church but he will never show until you are leaving and then when you turn around he’ll be gone when you come back he’ll request you leave $10 for him and come back but no one knows what happens if you leave the money

They say if you leave $10 in a church parking lot for The Fog Man you’ll never see it agin

by Ram ranch AA meeting January 22, 2021

mother man

A person who misreads mother Mary and reads: Mother man.

when I find myself in times of trouble mother man comes to me speaking words of wisdom let it be

by Ddubswarriors March 16, 2020

queefable man

A man who is capable of a woman's queef

You are a queefable man my friend

by James Armstrong January 20, 2017

Man cup

n. I ginormous cup that can hold two to three normal beverages in which men pour very stout alcoholic mixtures, thereby allowing said man to have one drink over a long period of time whilst getting hammered.

"bro this drink is weak, I'm gonna need at least four of these just to get a buzz"

"That's why I got my Man cup"

by Schmeeds November 22, 2009