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Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.
Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)
by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023
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O-lock

Where a guy can make a girl orgasm like she’s never felt before so he’s got her in an O-Lock where she’s now madly in love with him and will never leave him over fear of never being able to orgasm like that ever again
Friend 1: “yo bro are you not worried she’s gonna cheat on you?”

Friend 2: “nahhhh fam… I got her in the most secure O-Lock of the century
by TobygotmeinO-Lock November 15, 2023
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lock crash

when you're locking in but crashing out the same time
when you don't know whether or not to lock in or crash out so you do both. lock crash
by miinnssuuggaa June 25, 2025
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Loser Lock

A court ordered breathalizer installed to immobilize the ignition of a drunk loser.
I tried to take a chick home from the bar, but I couldn't get my car started because of my loser lock.
by Greg Chapman, Ben's Boss February 2, 2012
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Salone locked

When someone/something gets locked in a salon for not paying
I got salone locked the other day! It was so inconvenient for me.
by Markoo9230 December 22, 2023
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minge lock

The taking of a large woman for fingering at short notice.
Toby had that big grey haired unit in a minge lock.
by tobyunedog August 16, 2016
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U-Lock

The act of a woman wrapping her legs around someones head and using a bicycle U-Lock to lock her ankles together while being pleasured orally.
"Omg! I came 4 times last night! Brian pulled out the U-Lock last night and ate me out for hours!"
by Laurel v. Gina December 28, 2024
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