jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.

Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.

by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018

Schlong Jump

When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.

Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.

by Dezmuz May 27, 2016

Jump-off

One night stands for girls. When she decides that she never wants to see him again.

...”As long as he wasn’t some one night

jump-off, than you should call him back”

by Billy-Soo April 30, 2020

Jump Joy January

Jump Joy January is when you Jump on january. Example:If its the 10th of January then you Jump ten minutes straight. And you have to smile at the same time.

Person:NOW its january friend
Friend:what day is it today?
Person:Its the 10th of Jump Joy January

by Remu Kanava November 11, 2018

message jumped

When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.

Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.

by Cinna-Buns February 1, 2007

Jump

How High? Stop Hammertime

Dean: Jump. Jeff: How high. Dean: Stop. Jeff: hammer time

by Senõr Chang April 27, 2021

LAV jump/hop

The act of ballistically shooting an amphibian infantry fighting vehicle over long distances in Battlefield 4.

"Hey, dude! Let's do a LAV jump/hop to C and land that thing on top of the roof, get some C4."

"Ok, sure. I sure do love LAV hopping."

by bjorm February 23, 2019