When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:
-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK
Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK
Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011
Get the internet stoned mug.When you feel depressed over something that happens on the Internet, such as all your friends being banned from your favorite forum because you happened to share the same e-mail account or when you and your RP accounts get banned from Skype.
A: Did you hear about Kyle? Boy, did he suffer from internet depression.
B: What happened?
A: He got banned from Skype for RPing. Apparently, because he was RPing, people thought he was schizo since they actually thought he believed he was his own fictional characters.
B: Sweet baby Jesus. That's the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
A: I know, right?
B: What happened?
A: He got banned from Skype for RPing. Apparently, because he was RPing, people thought he was schizo since they actually thought he believed he was his own fictional characters.
B: Sweet baby Jesus. That's the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
A: I know, right?
by Thatguywith2020vision June 28, 2011
Get the internet depression mug.A person with Internet Tourettes is characterized by an uncontrollable urge to blurt out random messages in the form of a comment, an image, a gif, or a video.
Whether or not these messages are appropriate in any sort of context is up to said person.
Generally, this term can be applied to a wide array of people, but in most cases, it can be boiled down to two distinct types:
1. A shitposter who replies in an exaggerated way to a post for the sake of comedy.
2. A crazy person who immediately derails an otherwise normal conversation with utter nonsense for no (obvious) reason.
Whether or not these messages are appropriate in any sort of context is up to said person.
Generally, this term can be applied to a wide array of people, but in most cases, it can be boiled down to two distinct types:
1. A shitposter who replies in an exaggerated way to a post for the sake of comedy.
2. A crazy person who immediately derails an otherwise normal conversation with utter nonsense for no (obvious) reason.
1. "We can't ever have a normal group chat, because every time Tom posts anything serious, George comes in with his Internet Tourettes and spams shitposts that have no relation to the conversation."
2. "Whenever I post a cute cat picture on Facebook, my friend with Internet Tourettes just HAS to chime in with conspiracy theories about the moon landing."
2. "Whenever I post a cute cat picture on Facebook, my friend with Internet Tourettes just HAS to chime in with conspiracy theories about the moon landing."
by Tip Tip The Bird October 29, 2023
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Only used by neckbeards who are trying to sound cool while supressing the thoughts of their own viginity and mortality. Because they don't realize
Only used by neckbeards who are trying to sound cool while supressing the thoughts of their own viginity and mortality. Because they don't realize
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"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."
by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 3, 2020
Get the internet clap mug.When your internet connection is bad due to multiple people using the same connection.
Named after the the disease that caused many countries to enforce quarantines which meant people had to stay indoors where all they could do was stream movies and tv-shows which used a lot of bandwidth
Named after the the disease that caused many countries to enforce quarantines which meant people had to stay indoors where all they could do was stream movies and tv-shows which used a lot of bandwidth
by _Olter April 4, 2020
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site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need
to adjust your browser settings.
Please try the following:
o Click the Refresh button, or try again later
o If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make
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oTo check your connection settings, click the Tools menu,
and then click Internet Options. On the Connections
tab, click Settings. The settings should not match those
provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or
Internet service provider (ISP).
o If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft
Windows can examine your network and automatically
discover network connection settings.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect Network Settings
o Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the
Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to
determine what strength security you have installed.
o If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your
Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and
then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll
to the Security section and check settings for SLL 2.0, SSL
3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0.
o Click the Back button to try another link.
o Get a browser that actually works.
The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web
site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need
to adjust your browser settings.
Please try the following:
o Click the Refresh button, or try again later
o If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make
sure that it is spelled correctly.
oTo check your connection settings, click the Tools menu,
and then click Internet Options. On the Connections
tab, click Settings. The settings should not match those
provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or
Internet service provider (ISP).
o If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft
Windows can examine your network and automatically
discover network connection settings.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect Network Settings
o Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the
Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to
determine what strength security you have installed.
o If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your
Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and
then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll
to the Security section and check settings for SLL 2.0, SSL
3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0.
o Click the Back button to try another link.
o Get a browser that actually works.
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