bum foolery

A homosexual act, usually committed in a somewhat secluded public place like restrooms or a park

James: "where's old Chris tonight?"
Phil: "ah he's gone in the bogs with Rueben for a bit of bum foolery"

by Winston Churchill's Sausagefest October 31, 2005

bum sandwich

Made solely from plain white bread and one slice of processed cheese, it is typically a sandwich eaten by someone who has hit rock bottom. The only additional ingredient allowed beyond bread and processed cheese is hot sauce; however, this changes the title to "spicy bum sandwich". Other abbreviations include: Hot bum sandwich (microwaved), Toasted bum sandwich (toasted white bread) or the famous one slice folded over version "the bum foldwich".

"Whats for lunch asshole?" "Bum sandwiches and liquor. Then I'm going to the dump to shoot rats."

by newbcat November 20, 2011

bum grapes

Another word to add to the colection of Weebl and Bob wierd words. Others include Bum Clouds Bum Hats among others.

Oh Bum Grapes!

by SkuM001 February 2, 2004

bum darts

homosexual sex; anal intercourse

"Ah Billy, where were you? Out playing some bum darts??"

by Diablo Mashed Potato October 18, 2002

Bum sniff

someone who takes pleasure from the sniffing of male bums

fuck off lawson u bum sniff

by gavin lawson May 7, 2003

bum dart

1.A dildo for your anus.
2.

stop playing with my bum dart!
or
Your a dirty bum dart

by Geee_Innes April 8, 2006

bum turf

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.

1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting over their bum turf"

3.
"Why do you need to share my bum turf?"
"Because I went back to mine, and found a couple of fags in my box, and I knew what they were doing because the velcro sound. It must've been the rubbing of bum turf on freshly manscaped crotch"

by Craig McRae July 11, 2006