I'm not shitting bricks!

Being completely serious about what your stating. Emphasizing that you are not joking around.

"I can totally get you that vacuum at 50% off, i'm not shitting bricks!!!"

by jimmy patron September 19, 2009

I'm following you

phrase: Used when one is informing another person that they are now their friend on Twitter.

Victor - "Hey Nima, I'm following you."
Nima - "What?!"
Victor - "On Twitter, dude. Stop being such a spaz."

by The_Victor May 24, 2009

At least I'm honest

This is what you say when someone is in disapproval/denial of the truth.

"You think I'm fat??? Wow. You are SO FUCKING RUDE."
"Bitch at least I'm honest."

by Space Wrangler October 17, 2018

i'm a lazy sod

A sex pistols' song about a guy who is stigmatized for his mental disorder of disability to work properly and earn bread.

I'm a lazy sod
I'm not a lazy snood
I'm a lazy sod

Lazy!

by That Lazy Sod February 17, 2017

I'm a Barbie girl!

It's a song that for Barbie girls

I'm a Barbie girl!

by DonaldDuckInTheMorning July 10, 2018

i'm free tomorrow

That saying your friends tell you so that you leave them alone, but when tomorrow comes they suddenly aren't free.

Person 1: "Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm free tomorrow dude."
Person 2: "Kay!!"

*Next day*
Person 2: "They said they were free..."

by FujoshiWolf April 17, 2017

i'm just sayin'

Response when one has been proven wrong but is not humble enough to admit being incorrect or cannot settle with the other person's statement.

Person A: "That lady doesn't know what she's talking about! She said that President Kennedy was a Democrat!"
Person B: "But President Kennedy WAS a democrat"
Person A: "I'm just sayin"

by Grace Adler September 4, 2005