Autistic Goon Monkey

When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey

One:"I Like Genshin Inpact" Two: "Shut the fuck up your an Autistic Goon Monkey"

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025

Spoon Gooning

The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load

After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024

goon

To think of someone in a friendly manner

“I gooned to you”

by NicoJK2801 September 27, 2025

Goon Cave

When you have a euphoric and long goon sesh in the bedroom of cchilds. Nothing is off limits and the room is at your disposal. Multiple goons can be present to use the space

Goon 1: Dude, where can we go tonight to goon?
Goon 2: The Goon Cave obv. Cchilds won’t be around so we have dibs
Goon 3: Hell yeah man, lets get in there asap. It’s been a long day and I need a few hours to goon out

by oralrobyngooner February 3, 2024

goon juice

cum

my goon bud got goon juice all over my face during the goon sesh

by goonercheeks58 November 15, 2023

Goon Slave

A name used for someone who acts as another persons sidekick, often attached onto their master like a leech. The idea of a goon slave comes from the glazing the master receives from the slave, or in other terms 'receiving their goon'

Ethan: "All John ever does is follow me around"

Devon: "Yeah cause he's your little goon slave"

by DCG$ June 7, 2024

Serbian Flicker Gooning

Serbian Flicker Gooning is gooning with the power and force given by our lord and savior Aleksandar Vucic.

He gives us sandwiches at night filled with salami, allowing us to ejaculate into the creamy toast and impregnating the party of so called SNS located in the fridge deep under Dunav

Hey man, i felt so happy and excited feeding them with the majestic Serbian Flicker Gooning..

by Mongral December 10, 2025