Drunk bets are not to be held accountable to the "better" all wagers, especially those that beyond reason, are null and void the morning after. Unless the bet is paid before sun up, the debt does not need to be filled, as it was influenced by intoxication. Unless the wager has a dollar amount. Then you're SOL, bastards.
Drunk bet
Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."
The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.
Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."
Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .
Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."
The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.
Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."
Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .
by Lienad Oldar March 25, 2017
Get the drunk betmug. Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet becomes like a pillow and you slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.
Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fucked as drunk?
Todd
Fuck yeah boot’n rally! See boot’n rally for more
Todd
Fuck yeah boot’n rally! See boot’n rally for more
by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018
Get the Fucked as drunkmug. After consuming enough alcohol, in particular 2 Camo Ice 40s and half a bottle of Carstairs, entering a state where you are horny, violent, and crazy....
Allowing for feats of pure stupidity, few human beings have ever thought possible
Allowing for feats of pure stupidity, few human beings have ever thought possible
Have you tried to light an aerosol can on fire in the middle of someone else's bathroom? Or been arrested for trying to go to Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning? Or covered an entire stairwell in vomit?
We just might want to recruit you to the elite of Wyoming Drunk!
We just might want to recruit you to the elite of Wyoming Drunk!
by Ridiculism's Beast September 29, 2005
Get the Wyoming Drunkmug. by unstable bob gable January 8, 2006
Get the Drunk Monkeemug. The state of being as intoxicated as an indigenous Australian (boong, coon, abo, nigger) not long after cashing their fortnightly welfare cheque
Its Australia Day tomorrow, I wanna be boong-drunk by midday.
Hey Steve, look at that coon, he's boong-drunk and its only 10am, must be welfare day.
Hey Steve, look at that coon, he's boong-drunk and its only 10am, must be welfare day.
by reuby lou January 26, 2010
Get the Boong-Drunkmug. Wife: "Don't drink too much tonight. I wanna have sex later, and I don't want you having drunk junk"
by Hoch March 11, 2011
Get the Drunk Junkmug. Acting drunk despite being sober due to the fact that your friends have been drinking, usually dancing/singing along to music that you dislike etc.
Comes with the unfortunate side effect of being able to remember the events the following morning.
Comes with the unfortunate side effect of being able to remember the events the following morning.
Dude, why were you dancing last night, I thought you hated that music" "Yeah, normally I do, but I was drunk by proxy. I did some pretty embarrassing stuff
by Darkara42 June 2, 2010
Get the drunk by proxymug.