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The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)

1. God is dead

2. Maybe God is not dead

3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked

4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys

5. Stan Lunar

6. No Boomers

7. Ignore Rule 5

8. No K-pop

9. No Zoomers

10. Careful of the Moderators

11. Refer to rule 17

12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)

13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14

14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)

15. Don't Die

16. I drop kicked that child in self defence

18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages

19. You must have pictures to prove your statements

20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred

21. You will never have sex

22. The cake is a lie

23. Fried pineapple is a sin

24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND

25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie

26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.

27. Nevermind your boring I take it back

28. The Rick Roll is advancing

29. Refer to rule 1

30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022
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The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

31. Are you real or are you a bot... select all the traffic lights.

32. Do not forget, forgive (not all the time)

33. Jesus did not forgive you

34. If it is on the internet there is porn of it.

34.1. No exceptions

35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.

36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.

37. Anime is cringe.

38. Today will be gone soon.

39. Pablo

40. All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.

41. Old Discord was better

42. Ignore rule 2

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

The Rules of Discord
Shall not be Tampered with
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022
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Another word for someone who likes online women too much.
"Bro, i was called kitten by the 24/7 Active Discord Moderator"
by Spagghetii January 10, 2022
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clumsy from discord

A person who helps others...Also has horrible Humor.. with dad jokes
Clumsy: Hey guyss..why did the chicken cross the road??

FrogMan: not again..

Alex: spare me please..-

Gummy: stfu clumsy.

Def: a person who needs help in telling jokes aka Clumsy from discord
by Skepticism February 14, 2022
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bree from discord

She thinks the US has 62 states-

Yes. That's just bree from discord
by Vxso March 25, 2022
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lil tim from discord

this nigga lil tim is a opp, this nigga is a bum, he walk in smellin like corn flakes and golden flakes potato chips, this nigga took his grandma in a wig to his 8th grade graduation, he gets no bitches and he posts corny shit on snap chat like "bitche aint shit" but he dont even get any to even talk abt them.
by b4bi April 6, 2022
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Space Hangout Discord

11 year old white kids @ everyone’ing and spamming the n-word & fuck you die after someone’s mom died
Tom: have you heard of The Space Hangout Discord?
bitch: no.
chad: yes, it is the definition of aids
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