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Go Commit Die

For when you want someone to kill themselves but you bad grammar.
Me: Go commit die
You: You are hallucinating again aren't you, George? Stop being an idiot say kys.
by Idiot231 February 15, 2020
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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. WATERMELON SUGAR LMAO
by somebody like truspirit June 14, 2021
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Die Hard

It is when you want to have sex with a grandma but she fucking forgets how to do it. This will result in her thinking "sex" is hugging your dick.
Jared: I had to die hard with my fucking grandma
Fred: Mt grandma once squeezed my dick so hard that it exploded into little shitty flakes of cum
by coconut gun December 12, 2019
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DIE

The retort you try to do when you get roasted
Person 1: UR SO FAT THAT THE ASTRONAUTS IN SPACE THOUGHT YOU WERE A PLANET!
Person 2: DIE
by CatMan3 October 27, 2020
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die-t

Loving nickname for the oldest IT tech in the company who refuses to retire and takes an hour to do something that should take 5 minutes.
I really want to try out this new software but with my luck they'll send die-t and I'll get nothing else done today.
by Adorkable72 April 24, 2023
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