straight girl crush

Crush that a straight female gets on another female.

I am not attracted to other women sexually, but I really have a straight girl crush on fill in the blank.

by toosilly April 21, 2006

Candy crush addict

Someone overly obsessed with defeating candy crush levels to the point that they tell their friends if they love them they will buy them 22.99 cards for unlimeted play and extra power ups. Usually named trevor.

My buddy is a total candy crush addict.

by Buttons79 May 10, 2016

Crush The Mother Box

The act of keeping women out of coddling positions of authority in a mans life so they do not live as weak soy boys.

Bro, my girlfriend tried to make me wear a maroon sweater vest so i had to crush the mother box and burn it.

by _Gooser_ November 24, 2022

California Cherry Crush

Fucking a girl so hard that even if she is a virgin, she starts bleeding again.

Guy 1: I popped my girls cherry again.

Guy 2: That only happens once, dipshit.

Guy 1: Not if you just believe.

Guy 3: You mean, if you give her a California Cherry Crush.

Guy 1: ...Why don't you guys ever let me invent stuff...

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

can of crushed assholes

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

can of crushed arseholes

to be classified as a stupid person

Colford is as smart as a can of crushed arseholes

by Electric Turnip May 9, 2006

white girl crush

When a conservative southern white girl has a crush on an African American man, most likely a retired basketball player. This crush is based mainly on the physical racial size differences experienced below the belt.

Dude, my friend Reese has the biggest white girl crush on Charles Barkley.

by CaptainCheesyPoof May 5, 2009